*bing*
man (driving a car): a text message!
*bing*
man: don't you know i'm driving, phone?! stop it!
*bing* *bing*
man: it must be important! hmm, but what did my driving instructor say?
man (thinking): "if you text while you drive and i find out, i will literally come to your house in the middle of the night and punch you in the face"
man: what a weird guy... but this is an emergency exception time!
man (reading texts): "puppy!" "i just saw the cutest puppy" "OMG THERE ARE PUPPIES EVERYWHERE!" crap
*soon*
*the man is sleeping in his bed and who can be assumed to be the driving instructor is standing at the foot of the bed. *fist preparation sounds*
