The Container
August 15, 2011
man (holding container): hmm. how old is the food in this container?
man: what food did i even put in here? man, i can't remember!
man: hmm
man: ah yeah, that's right! it's the chicken from the other night!
*opens container, lots of stink lines*
man: nope. smells like i found that lab specimen i misplaced last week
man: i gotta start using a different color container for my food