TSA
August 10, 2011
Ma'am, do you have any liquids or gels on you today?
Ha, well, my baby and I are made of 70% water.
Hmm.
Well, the baby's likely under our liquid limit (puts baby in a ziploc bag).
But you've got too much.
Sorry bud, I gotta confiscate your mom. (baby goes through x-ray).
(baby lies in bag after being x-rayed).
(baby sits in bag on plane) Sir, could you please put your tray table up?