Meeting a Famous Guy
July 20, 2011
fan: it's that famous guy! i'm gonna shake his hand!
fan (shaking hands): you're the best, dude!
famous guy: thanks!
fan: i bet i can crush your hand! one two three GO!
famous guy: OW! OWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWW!
famous guy: my HAND! jeez! why did you do that?
fan: wait. are you keith? keith "the uncrushable" benser?
famous guy: no! i'm harry "the delicate" smithton
fan: i am... terribly sorry about that