Did you now t. rex's closest living relative is the chicken?
Which chicken? There are at least seven chickens. You mean Mike?
Hey Mike, This guy just told me you're T. Rex's closest living relative.
Nah man. I ain't livin, I'm dead.
I'm like, the closest non-living relative, man.
No that would just be another T. Rex.
aw maaaaaaaaannnn.