man: alright class! just one more fun test before you all become official bomb defusal people!
man (opens jacket): i'm a bomb! defuse me!
*bomb is beeping*
teacher: SIR! this is NOT appropriate for career day!
man: oh?
teacher: now, defuse that bomb you've strapped to yourself
man: what?! how am i supposed to do that? i'm a teacher, not a bomb defuser! oh.
man: we are in serious trouble here, everyone