man: i just got back from the gym. you should feel my incredible pecks!
friend: you need a girlfriend. a roommate should never be subjected to stuff like this
man: is that a no?
friend: i'm not touching your pecks!
man: but... what if...
friend: for the tenth time...
friend: i will not pretend that they are muscular woman boobs!
man: aww
man: one day, i'll get you to touch my wonderful muscles
friend: alright, it's official. working out has damaged your brain
that is what muscles can do to people.
if you haven't seen it yet, you should check out my other webcomic, Invisible Bread! 
have a good weekend, everyone!